insane-health:

passivetwat:

beinggayisokay:

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

boob time

maybe the nipples are EYES

“The eyes are the nipples of the face”

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

(Source: ytoob, via the-gynecologist)

oomshi:

*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*

(via cun-ter)

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

(Source: cowboybeboop, via rattledasfuck)

harrysgettinhead:

“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night”

no

actually

people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day

i said god damn

(Source: trentaicedcoffee, via modelcity)